Maya Muses: There are so many crazy and wonderful quotes by Woody Allen, these are just a few more to add to those I’ve already written!
Woody on Maya:
“What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.”
“What if nothing exists and we’re all in somebody’s dream?”
“Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.”
Woody on life:
“Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it’s all over much too soon.”
Woody about himself:
“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”
“I wouldn’t want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.”
Woody on sex:
“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand!”
“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”
Woody on the Universe:
“I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.”
“There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is how far is it from mid-town and how late is it open?”
Woody on life’s staples:
“The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.”
“Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.”
Woody on success:
“Eighty percent of success is showing up.”
Woody on the future:
“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”
Woody on good vs. bad:
“It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.”
Woody on Death: (My favorite quote)
“I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens!”
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2 responses so far ↓
1 Mia // Dec 17, 2008 at 8:31 pm
LOL…
Great…hehe..made me laugh at myself and life…
But I think life is full of magic,miracles and good friends too….and it is as long as it is…it depends on how you live it…
I’m perfectly happy being myself..
I have not figured out who I am yet?
It is soo interesting!
Even when I sometimes am feeling like crap and totally lost!LOL
Sex? Isn’t that a number?No,just kidding…
Having sex and Making love,two totally different things in my eyes!
Having sex,,yeah,,then you can use your hand,or whatever…
Have you ever tried to Make love to you hand or whatever?
2 Lynn // Dec 18, 2008 at 7:19 am
LOL! Yes sex and making love are two entirely different emotions.
I just love Woody Allen’s wit; his dry sense of humor.
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