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Ten Reasons Why Paris Hilton Will Make A Good President!

August 15th, 2008 · 16 Comments

Paris For PresidentNo!  One of them is not changing the White House to the Pink House for all of you who have pink as your favorite color!  I have to admit it did take some struggling to find ten reasons why Paris would make a good president, while I very easily found 15 reasons why Oprah should be the next president.  In Paris’ defence I have to say, Oprah does have more years over Paris Hilton, but then again, Oprah also has more substance!

With all that said, here goes!

    Paris and Tinkerbell

  1. Tinkerbell will be the head of Homeland Security.  Having a Chihuaha guard the border between Mexico and the U.S. comes in handy because he knows the culture and the language!  (Ay Chihuahua!!!)
  2. Nicole Ritchie will be her Vice-President and everyone knows that the Vice-President doesn’t have anything to do which is a perfect job for Nicole.
  3.  Paris is a fashionista and she’ll look just as chic standing next to Carla Bruni, the First Lady of France.Carla Bruni
  4.  Paris will pass a law making it a four day work-week so there will be more time for everyone to party!  (Yes!)
  5. Paris will end the wars and bring the troops home from Iraq and Afghanistan so there will be more young guys to flirt with.
  6. Paris will make her mother Secretary of State, afterall what socialite doesn’t know fake diplomacy.
  7. Her sister Nicky will head the Department of Education and teach kids how to start their own fashion line and she’ll make all new school buses be manufactured by Mercedes Benz and BMW. 
  8. Air Force One will be put to good use taking Paris and her entourage jetsetting to all the hot spots around the world.That’s Hot!
  9. The controversy surrounding our motto In God We Trust on our currency will end.  Paris will make all future currency read, That’s Hot.  
  10. Paris will make everyone’s Health Care Plan include getting facials, massages, manicures, pedicures and hair coloring!  (What more could anyone ask for?!)

Maya Muses:  I said, “Noprah to Oprah” and “No to Obama – No to McCain” so I’ll ask, do we dare have Paris Hilton as President!?  Only in Mayaland or a parallel universe!!!

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Tags: Entertainment · HaHaHa! · In The News · Mayaland · Noprah · Political Parlance

16 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Mia // Aug 16, 2008 at 8:03 am

    What a land to be living in!
    I can imagine it!
    Would it be worse or better than this one?
    Going out ….To visit our present Mayaland!

  • 2 Lynn // Aug 16, 2008 at 8:41 pm

    That’s the question Mia! Will it be better or worse with Paris in the White House? (Or Pink House!) The scary part is it’s hard to answer!

  • 3 Mia // Aug 17, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    Yeah,I guess you are right…

    Makes me wonder?

    Have we all lost contact with “Reality”?…

    Or; is the “Reality”…We, All, are creating,more and more becoming an” Illusion”… that “some of us” are living “in”,and “some of us”, are just watching?

    Its kind of reminds me of the fairytale; “Cinderella”!…
    I wonder if it will have the same happy ending?

    Or is George Orwell’s book “1984” the world we have been living in for quite a while now,and not noticing?
    We have been doped with….all kind of things….

    God…when thinking of it…It is amazing….

    Reminds me of another book….forgot the title and the author…
    In this book the “reality” had become a TV-soap…..more and more “real”,because the watchers wanted it!
    And people was watching it,believing that it was just made up,when people were killed or starved or whatever….
    It was “entertaining” for some,but real life for others….

    We all are so occupied of “running” around in life…after something….that we don’t see what is going around in front of our own noses!

    All this “wanna be famous” stuff for example….

    I’m not against being creative and there is so many wonderful young creative people….

    But overhearing a young girls conversation with her mom…
    She said that all she wanted to be was famous….
    and when her mom said that;Okay, if you do have a talent,then you have to “work” with it…it takes time…
    But,no that she didn’t want to do…she was only going to be discovered in”Idol” or some similar program!

    Or; why do so many “stuff” them selves with candy,wrong kind of food,etecetera….
    Why are most people just trying to survive,and numb themselves?
    So they don’t feel the fear or pain that is really there inside them?
    Why are some living in hell and some living in heaven?

    We share the same Earth…
    But what we don’t share is the same World!

    When are we going to realize, that we Do have much more power over how our World look like today and tomorrow than we think!?

    So,what world do we all wanna be living in?
    Heaven or Hell?It is all here and now….
    We are all a part of creating our own reality…

    And no,I haven’t read too many “you create your own reality”books!
    I am practicing it….have to see if it works….

    Started with a simple thing really…
    When walking…I said to my self…it is getting heavier and heavier,each step,is a struggle…and ‘boy It felt like walking uphills!
    Then I changed to every step feels easy,it feels like almost flying….And it did!
    It is not easy,but very interesting….

    But I do prefer to look at the good things in life and see the good things in people too….
    Because it is all there,we are somehow lost ourselves in “Mayaland”….

    And If our world only Are an illusion.”Mayaland
    Then we do have the power to create the world we do wanna live in…all of us…Don’t we?

    So a White or a Pink house….Maybe it could be a
    Rainbow colored house instead?

    Yeah…I guess you would say I live in a fairytale..
    But at least I’m writing the story myself!

  • 4 Lynn // Aug 18, 2008 at 6:43 pm

    Mia, I hope you remember the title of the book you were talking about (reality for some people, but for others a TV soap)! It sounds really interesting almost, but not quite like the film The Truman Show. Only difference was it was just one person (Jim Carrey) who didn’t know that what he thought was real, was in fact fake. I would love to read the book!

    If both physicists and theologians say that not only is our universe made up of energy and that what we see as a physical world is really an illusion, but our thoughts are also a powerful force in the universe, then yes we do create our own reality through our thoughts. If water crystals can be changed so drastically by what we think (the thought waves, or energy) then imagine what we do to ourselves everytime we have a negative thought about ourselves or others! Not only that, we attract the same energy we put out. I think if more people realized the consequences of their negative thoughts, and were aware of how often they think of them, it would scare most people into thinking positively! Unfortunately most people aren’t aware!

    LOL!!! How did we get into such a heavy topic when writing about Paris Hilton!!! Amazing!

  • 5 Lynn // Aug 18, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    The little girl you mentioned who wants to be famous for nothing is a good example of so many kids who want to follow in Paris Hilton’s footsteps of being famous for nothing! What’s wrong with kids today if that’s who they look up to?!

  • 6 Mia // Aug 19, 2008 at 9:32 am

    Wow….It is really amazing…you start with one topic,but do you know where it will lead you?

    I’m right now reading a lot of books about this energy,vibration,thoughts,etcetera “thing”…
    Very interesting….They happen to fall into my lap so to speak…For some reason,I’m trying to figure out why…because I am very aware of it!
    I’m practicing it!

    Tea time!

  • 7 Mia // Aug 19, 2008 at 10:24 am

    Nope…can’t remember the title of the book,remember how it looked like,hehe,but that is not of much help…

    I think I thought the book was so depressing at the time, I never finished it.

    Yeah,about wanting to be “famous”….

    I think the so called “famous” people should tell the “wanna bes” what it took them to get there..
    How much hard work.passion,focus and the ability to never give up…it takes to become “famous”…

    Well,at least for most of them..

    And that it is not just great to be “famous”…

    We are after all very similar when it comes to needs and wishes…

    And the so called “famous” people are sometimes just as unhappy and dissatisfied as everybody else….Sometimes more….
    They have too much to loose…

    It takes a lot of awareness of who you really are, not to get caught in the world of “Glory and Fame”….
    Many have lost their selves in it….

    Many young people,just see the good stuff….

    To think positive thoughts ,or to just wish you were “famous”,won’t work….
    There is so much more….Too much to talk about here!
    There are plenty of books about this….
    Maybe they should teach more about these kind of things in school today?
    What do young people learn now a days?
    What do We teach them about life’s true values?

    Someone “famous” said that it felt like they were living in a fairytale…
    Maybe so,but in fairyland both good and not so good things exists…
    Most of us keep forgetting this….the thing is not to let the not so good things make us give up,but to see it as a challenge….

    Off topic again,I think?
    Have to watch out when I’m reading your blog!
    You really get me going!Haha..Sorry!

    (If you wanna know which books I read,just tell me…but life is my greatest teacher…)

  • 8 Lynn // Aug 19, 2008 at 7:51 pm

    Like you said, fame and money aren’t everything! I thought it was amazing that ABBA turned down one billion dollars (!!!) for doing a reunion tour in 2000! They have more than enough money, so why would they need to do the tour. Still, I’m sure a lot of others groups who have more than enough money would have found it impossible to turn down that kind of money, so I say, good for them!

    Then you have the people who want to be famous, but after they become famous they want people to leave them alone, especially the paparazzi. Well as the saying goes, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too!”

  • 9 Mia // Aug 20, 2008 at 9:07 am

    Well,that is life too…
    There are always two sides of everything….

    I prefer to bake the cake myself and then eat it with delight,then I bake another one….Maybe not the same cake,to taste different flavours of life is more fun!

    I see it like this…If you have a whole “smörgåsbord”, with everything you can possibly wish for,how much can you eat before you are stuffed full?
    If someone then said to you eat more,it is free,you can’t,and don’t want to!

    How much you can eat is a different matter….

    I think the question is what motivates you to become “famous”…
    There is after all “fame” and there are “Fame”..if you know what I mean…

  • 10 Lynn // Aug 20, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    Great analogy Mia! I couldn’t have said it better!

  • 11 Mia // Aug 20, 2008 at 7:27 pm

    I’m learning…hehe…You get me going!
    This is fun!
    I just write what comes up from… somewhere…

    If I start thinking about what to write,then I can’t do it!
    I’m as curious as you what my comments will be like when I write….
    When I read it I wonder… Who wrote that?

  • 12 Lynn // Aug 24, 2008 at 6:28 pm

    What I find incredible is that you say or mention something that was exactly what I had said or mentioned to Patrick just a day or so earlier! It’s amazing!

    I think I should change my blog name to “Conversations with Mia”!!! LOL!

  • 13 Lynn // Aug 24, 2008 at 6:32 pm

    I know what you mean, it’s almost like automatic handwriting. When I wrote many of my poems, they just came to me. I would put my fingers on the keyboard and I’d start typing like I was taking dictation from someone on a higher plane! Afterwards, I would read the poem and think, where did that come from!

  • 14 Mia // Aug 27, 2008 at 11:17 am


    I do this when I write,cook,bake,talk to people,paint,etcetera….

    -Was at my brothers place and helped him put up wall-papers…He saw me as an expert,so I did too,just trusted I knew how to do it…
    Now we both are experts on this!

    It is amazing….

    I have said that I “read” people quite good….
    That I somehow tune in to there “vibs”…

    I let myself become a transmitter and a receiver at the same time….
    The thing I have to learn is to find the “off button”now and then….
    Because everyone need the pause between in and out,Yin and Yang….We can’t live without it! Many keeps forgetting this.

    Hmmm,off the topic Again….

    Will go see if I can get some clothes on….Before I have to take them off again…LOL

    It would be fun to be a part of that blog!
    At least for me!Hopefully for others too!Haha

  • 15 Nicolasa Chamul // Jul 27, 2010 at 10:58 am

    I have been watching Paris Hilton’s BFF. Where do they find these folks? They are from another world!

  • 16 Lynn // Jul 27, 2010 at 11:07 am

    So true, Nicolasa….reality TV is anything but real! No one can be that dumb, not even Paris Hilton! Or maybe she can!

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