No! One of them is not changing the White House to the Pink House for all of you who have pink as your favorite color! I have to admit it did take some struggling to find ten reasons why Paris would make a good president, while I very easily found 15 reasons why Oprah should be the next president. In Paris’ defence I have to say, Oprah does have more years over Paris Hilton, but then again, Oprah also has more substance!
With all that said, here goes!
- Tinkerbell will be the head of Homeland Security. Having a Chihuaha guard the border between Mexico and the U.S. comes in handy because he knows the culture and the language! (Ay Chihuahua!!!)
- Nicole Ritchie will be her Vice-President and everyone knows that the Vice-President doesn’t have anything to do which is a perfect job for Nicole.
- Paris is a fashionista and she’ll look just as chic standing next to Carla Bruni, the First Lady of France.
- Paris will pass a law making it a four day work-week so there will be more time for everyone to party! (Yes!)
- Paris will end the wars and bring the troops home from Iraq and Afghanistan so there will be more young guys to flirt with.
- Paris will make her mother Secretary of State, afterall what socialite doesn’t know fake diplomacy.
- Her sister Nicky will head the Department of Education and teach kids how to start their own fashion line and she’ll make all new school buses be manufactured by Mercedes Benz and BMW.
- Air Force One will be put to good use taking Paris and her entourage jetsetting to all the hot spots around the world.
- The controversy surrounding our motto In God We Trust on our currency will end. Paris will make all future currency read, That’s Hot.
- Paris will make everyone’s Health Care Plan include getting facials, massages, manicures, pedicures and hair coloring! (What more could anyone ask for?!)
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