I was on the phone with my brother a few days ago and he started telling me about a call he received! My brother began his tale. “The phone rang, so I answered it and said….”
Brother: “Hello.”
Girl on the Phone: “I am so angry, I bought a vibrator at your store and it doesn’t work! I tried everything! I took out the batteries, put them back in, I got new batteries and that didn’t work! What am I doing wrong??? Why isn’t this vibrator working?!!!
Brother: “Uh,….I think you have the wrong number….”
Girl: “This isn’t _____’s Sex Shop?”
Brother: “No, but would you like to go out to dinner some evening?”
Me: “You didn’t! You asked her out?! What did she say?!”
Brother: “Nah, I didn’t, but I should have!”
Maya Muses: “Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve” is sort of a mantra of his, but I think maybe this time he was right not to. Then again, you never know what might’ve happened if he had!!!
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4 responses so far ↓
1 Deena // Mar 15, 2009 at 2:10 am
Now adays couples meet under all kinds of circumstances, anyway thanks for the laugh, Lynn!
2 Lynn // Mar 15, 2009 at 7:35 am
Yeah,….that would have been one to tell the grandchildren!!! “How I met your grandmother,…. well let me tell you!!!” ….LOL!!!
3 meredith aka skylar // Mar 15, 2009 at 10:04 pm
hummm, maybe i should give a call to your brother !!!
hihihi!!!
4 Lynn // Mar 15, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Lol….Meredith, your middle name wouldn’t happen to be “Kathy” by any chance! My brother has some sort of weird destiny with Kathys. (His first love when he was 5 or 6 yrs. old was Kathy and ever since, most of his longterm relationships have all had the same name!
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