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Jennifer Aniston’s Nude Photos – A Message To Brad?

December 17th, 2008 · 6 Comments

Aniston on the cover of GQEveryone is asking all these questions about why Jennifer Aniston took nude photos for GQ. To me it seems so obvious that I’m surprised that other people just aren’t seeing it! First of all let me say that don’t believe a word of it when Aniston says she’s over her ex-hubby Brad Pitt. As she told Oprah about the Vogue interview and the “uncool” comment she made about Angelina; Aniston said, “…it’s a hundred years old, for Christ’s sake.”

She insists that she’s over Brad, “…no daggers through the heart.” and she says she laughs at what Brad and Angelina are saying, but nobody believes that, least of all Aniston! Quite the opposite! It seems that every interview Brad and Angelina are giving about how their love affair began has Aniston reading every Angelina and Brad alone in a crowd.word and simmering over the fact that Angelina and Brad fell in love while he was still married to her.

So, is it any wonder that Jennifer Aniston read the article that Jolie gave to W Magazine where she says, “I’m with a man who’s evolved enough to look at my body and see it as more beautiful, because of the journey it has taken and what it has created.” Did a flashbulb moment light up in Aniston’s mind? Hmm, after three children Angelina must not have such a great body anylonger….stretch marks, breast sagging….now’s my chance! Look at Beautiful Angelina & Bradme Brad! Look at what you’re missing with my firm, never had children, 39 year-old bod!

So, all the questions about Aniston doing the nude photos to jump start a sagging career just doesn’t make sense. Her movie career has never done well after her years on Friends. Afterall, she’s not Angelina Jolie or Meryl Streep when it comes to acting and she has a hard time giving a convincing performance when she says she’s so over Brad.

Maya Muses: Perhaps Jennifer Aniston should do what Gwyneth Paltrow did after her breakup with Pitt; she didn’t talk about the breakup until after she fell in love with her husband Chris Martin. Then she was able to open up and be honest enough to admit that it took her five years to get over Brad. (Apparently, you still need more time Jen!)

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Tags: Entertainment · In The News · Noprah

6 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Mia // Dec 17, 2008 at 7:58 pm

    Getting over someone takes as long as it takes..

    How long it takes will,I guess, depend on why you were together and why you split up?

    To be in a relationship will trigger a lot of what you have inside,we are each others mirrors…

    I had a friend who was in a relationship and then the guy left her…
    She thought she would never recover..
    She lost weight,could not think on any thing else than why,,why…
    After 2 years or so,she met another man,now they are engaged,she moved to another city,started a new life..
    I said to her…
    -“See when you were in the middle of all your feelings of loss and despair you didn’t think this was possible…
    She laughed and said:
    -“Yes I know,and I believed it…until I became so fed up with feeling miserable so I stopped and started to live my life again…Then I met the man I now am engaged with,lol…”

    Relationships are great…you learn a lot about yourself…

  • 2 Lynn // Dec 17, 2008 at 11:57 pm

    So true! I think someone can move on when they admit it to themselves, but when you suppress it and pretend that everything is all right, when it’s not, it takes a lot longer.

  • 3 Mia // Dec 21, 2008 at 9:41 pm

    Amen to that!
    Been there,done that,and tried that…
    It really makes a huge difference!

  • 4 Lynn // Dec 22, 2008 at 1:35 am

    I guess everyone has to go through it.

  • 5 Big (not gay) Al // Oct 4, 2011 at 10:29 am

    I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brad Pitt IS an idiot. Jennifer is far classier than Angelina, I’d kick her ass outta bed, there’s more room on the floor. But my real fantasy is to have Brad watch Jenn and Angie go nuts on each other (sexually) with Brad watching, all tied up, and have them laughing in his face. The guy has the world by the ass, and realy take advantage of it. I wish I were in his shoes.

  • 6 Lynn // Oct 4, 2011 at 8:15 pm

    Big Al, isn’t your real fantasy YOU watching Jenn and Angie together??? Hmm, probably…. and maybe you can throw in Gwyneth just to spice things up for you!!!

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