As I was clearing out some papers yesterday, I found this dumb blonde joke that I found kind of funny, so I thought I would share it.
A blonde is sitting in a 1st class seat for a flight to LA when the flight attendant asks to see her ticket.
“Ma’am” the attendant says, “you can’t sit here. You have a coach ticket.”
“I’m blonde, I’m beautiful and I’m going to LA first class!” the blonde passenger declares.
So the flight attendant goes to get her supervisor, who explains, “I’m sorry, but you’ll have to move to coach because you don’t have a 1st class ticket.”
“I’m blonde, I’m beautiful and I’m going to LA first class!” repeats the gorgeous young blonde.
The two attendants go to the cockpit and tell the captain what’s going on. He gets up, goes back and whispers something to the blonde. She jumps up and quickly takes a seat in coach. Astounded, the flight attendants ask the captain what he said.
“I told her that 1st class wasn’t going to LA.”
Maya Muses: Yes, as you can see from my photo at the top of the page I am not blonde, but a lot of my closest friends are and they thought it was funny. Now if you’re blonde and you can’t laugh at yourself, you shouldn’t have read beyond the title!
Photo Credit: Flickr
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