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For Better or For Worse
A married couple is sitting in front of the television…
Husband: Are you going to tell me why you’re making such a long face ever since I’ve come home?
Wife:  You want to know!  Because it’s our 20th wedding anniversary and we’re sitting here like two asses in front of the TV!
Husband: Oh […]

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No!  One of them is not changing the White House to the Pink House for all of you who have pink as your favorite color!  I have to admit it did take some struggling to find ten reasons why Paris would make a good president, while I very easily found 15 reasons why Oprah should […]

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Wonderful news!  No more botox, no more lifts, tucks, nips or lipo; no more going under the knife!  All women over forty should pack their bags and head to China!  Apparently, the so-called fabled Fountain of Youth is not located in St. Augustine, Florida as many have written about the exploits of Ponce de León.  Nor […]

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The first time Katia ate snails was on her 3rd birthday when Patrick and I took her to a French restaurant.  She looked at the plate and asked us, “What are they?”
I made a fist and stuck up my first two fingers bent like the tentacles of a snail and slowly moved my hand.  “They’re […]

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No, I’m not talking about Matt Lauer in “Where in the World is Matt Lauer“, I’m talking about Matt Harding! Talk about destiny!  Matt is back from another worldwide trip dancing his way through seven continents in his famous “Where the Hell is Matt” series!  Who would have thought when he first videotaped himself dancing, that […]

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Things change yet remain the same.  When I first arrived in Paris in 1971, I was amazed by the way the French would speak about the war (WWII) as though it had happened yesterday!  It would come up in daily conversations over and over; a remark here, or a reminder there, but for me it […]

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Maya Muses:  This is one lucky dog who might want to stay lost!
Photo Credit:  Personal Photo

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Maya Muses: Next time I don’t feel like going somewhere, I now have the perfect excuse for staying at home!
Why Middle-Age Women Should Stay At Home!

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No Spelling Bee Champion working for the county here!
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Road Rage in the Sky!
“Move over!” 
“No!  You move over!”
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New price of gas!
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“Okay fellas!  I’m the top dog in this house now……!”
(Uh, should we let him go on, or should we eat him?!)
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Maya Muses:  Medical experts say that not only do we have better health and a better immune system by […]

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When my younger brother, Bam, (not his real name) bought a beautiful black convertible Stingray Corvette, I could understand how he was constantly babying his new car, but when he seriously thought of moving to a new house so he could drive his car right into his bedroom, I thought he was going bonkers!  He had […]

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