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For Better or For Worse
A married couple is sitting in front of the television…
Husband: Are you going to tell me why you’re making such a long face ever since I’ve come home?
Wife:  You want to know!  Because it’s our 20th wedding anniversary and we’re sitting here like two asses in front of the TV!
Husband: Oh […]

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Who hasn’t heard about the feats and glory of Michael Phelps in the Beijing Olympics!?  It took 36 years for an athelete to surpass Mark Spitz’s incredible 7 gold medal win in 1972 at the Olympic Games in Munich!  (I just so happened to have been there!)  Michael Phelps not only won 8 gold medals, […]

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No!  One of them is not changing the White House to the Pink House for all of you who have pink as your favorite color!  I have to admit it did take some struggling to find ten reasons why Paris would make a good president, while I very easily found 15 reasons why Oprah should […]

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I know, I know, there are serious wars going on in the world: Iraq and Afghanistan, the Russians invading Georgia, etc., so why is all the news around the world about Lin Miaoke and Yang Peiyi?  Or more importantly why is the world in an uproar over the Chinese decision to use pretty little Lin […]

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Not as many people got married yesterday as they did a year ago on 07-07-07!  Yet, those who did, will be happy to know that according to Chinese numerologists 8-8-8 is a very lucky combination.  The number 8 means wealth and prosperity and apparently the word “eight” sounds like “to get rich” in Mandarin.
The same […]

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No, I’m not talking about Matt Lauer in “Where in the World is Matt Lauer“, I’m talking about Matt Harding! Talk about destiny!  Matt is back from another worldwide trip dancing his way through seven continents in his famous “Where the Hell is Matt” series!  Who would have thought when he first videotaped himself dancing, that […]

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I like Christiane Amanpour and have admired her as a serious news reporter for quite some time.  That said, I find that CNN’s chief international correspondent was vying for tabloid sensationalism when she asked French President Nicolas Sarkozy whether he regretted calling Black and Arab youths rioting in the streets of France a few years […]

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Car racing: the Indy 500, Daytona 500, Le Mans, etc.  The last time I remember hearing anything about car racing was when Andretti won back in 1969!  Yes, I’m talking about Mario Andretti, thank you very much!  Anyway car racing has taken on a whole new interest to women like me, thanks to Danica Patrick […]

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This year’s Tour de France is no different than most of the previous races where controversy reigns over the most famous cycle race in the world.  Once again riders have been sent home for testing positive for doping.  When are these athletes going to learn that taking illegal enhancing drugs will no longer be tolerated?  […]

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Maya Muses: Next time I don’t feel like going somewhere, I now have the perfect excuse for staying at home!
Why Middle-Age Women Should Stay At Home!

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