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Bully Batman Goes Batty And Etta At Last Loses It!

February 6th, 2009 · No Comments

Badass Bale!Christian Bale (who believes he’s really Batman and is living in Mayaland !!!) went on a rabid rampage for over four minutes using the F*** word 36 times just because a cameraman made a harmless mistake!  Interestingly enough, he took out his frustrations verbally on the guy, probably because he only abuses women physically!  Bale was recently charged with assault on his own mother and sister! 

He’s just one more in a long list of actors and entertainers who think the world revolves around them!  What’s wrong with these stupid people who are way overpaid for what they do and then become delusional?!  They dream of becoming famous one day, and when they do, they complain about it?! 

Shane Hurlbut, the Director of Photography, who was the unlucky recipient of Bale’s verbal abuse, remained calm and answered Bale’s rampage in a civilized way; which is a lot more than I can say about Bale!  I, for one, admire Mr. Hurlbut for keeping his composure because I know if that had been me on the receiving end of Bale’s tirade, I would have told him exactly where I would be shoving that camera light if he kept talking to me like that!

Warning Explicit Language!

“Whoop Your Ass” Etta!As for Etta James, another citizen of Mayaland, where does she get off on thinking that the song “At Last” belongs to her?  Did she write the music?  No!  Did she write the lyrics?  No!  So, why is she in an uproar because Beyoncé decided to sing her signature song and now she’s going to whip Beyoncé ass!?  I’ll tell you why!  It’s the only song she has sung for the past 50 years and it’s the only song she knows the lyrics to!  Now what is she going to sing???  How dare Beyoncé take her song!!!

Seriously, could it be that Ms. James was pissed that she wasn’t invited to sing that song at the Inaugural Ball?  Of course!  Jealousy can wreak havoc!  If I were Beyoncé, I’d sing it every chance I got just to show Ms. James that, at last, someone else can do a better version of it!!! 

Maya Muses:  These people forget that they need to eat, sleep, and s*** just like the rest of us!  They become so narcissistic, so caught up in Mayaland, that all of them need to get back to our so-called “reality” and seek professional help!

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